The Utterances of Daveo that Make my Life Joyful...

1. In reference to the title of this post..."They aren't utterances, they are statements of fact"
2. In reference to the fact that I have a belly button and he does not:
"Whatever, at least my belly button isn't so deep that is leads to Narnia. Someone could stick their finger in your belly button and go so far that they feel fur coats and end up in another world"
3. My all time favorite, while I am driving in the car he randomly blurts out:
"You know Shawna, if you're lucky you'll end up with a guy like me. But you have to pray really hard and read your Bible all the time and then maybe God will bless you"