THINGS THAT ANNOY

-When your dad takes your car without asking when there are two other cars in the driveway, his work car, his other car and you need YOUR car to go to church.

-When your dad does not bring the car promptly home from his "short trip" and leaves his cell phone at home

-When you call your mom's cell phone, who is with your dad, and she does not answer.

-SOLUTION: Take his car. :)